*snort*

Oct. 25th, 2006 08:24 pm
draconisregena: (Starryeyes)
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First...Kettle corn, even the microwavable kind is a wonderfully undealthy dinner.

Okay...I let the dog out, and I open the cabinet in the laundry room to refill the caffinated beverages in the refrigerator. I reach in to the box of canned caffinated beverages and box gives way. There are cans coming down like rain onto the floor. There is a pop and loud fizz and I am hit square in the face with a jet of coke. Liquid and cans are everywhere.

So I'm giggling like a lunatic, so hard that I am snorting...cleaning coke off the walls and the floor and the cabinets...I start putting the cans that didn't explode on one of the shelves. 4 cans later, creak...down comes the shelf.

I am truly giggling like a lunatic now...near to tears but this is just too funny.

Date: 2006-10-26 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evils-thoughts.livejournal.com
Next time sell tickets. :)

Date: 2006-10-26 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draconisregena.livejournal.com
hmmm...tickets....Would people buy tickets for that?

Date: 2006-10-26 05:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lrdfaelan.livejournal.com
Sure I would. Or at least get a video camera.

Date: 2006-10-26 06:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draconisregena.livejournal.com
You would really want to see me laugh till I cry? Okay then...:P

Date: 2006-10-26 06:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aztecknight.livejournal.com
You could be a comedian.

Date: 2006-10-26 07:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draconisregena.livejournal.com
Me? A comedian? No not so much.

Date: 2006-10-26 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] norfacoflandra.livejournal.com
Been there, done similar things, it's the only thing you can do.

Somewhere there's a story about me hitting a water line at Pennsic...

Date: 2006-10-26 03:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draconisregena.livejournal.com
This I've got to hear!!

Date: 2006-10-26 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackcatter.livejournal.com
What?? You're snorting coke off the walls, floor & cabinets..??? ;-)

Date: 2006-10-26 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draconisregena.livejournal.com
No way...I'm jumpy enough :P

Date: 2006-10-26 12:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lrdfaelan.livejournal.com
I used to snort coke... but those bubbles are murder on the sinuses.

Date: 2006-10-26 04:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paulie347.livejournal.com
LOL I found myself laughing even before I read that you were...I don't feel so bad now. ;)

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