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draconisregenaFirst...Kettle corn, even the microwavable kind is a wonderfully undealthy dinner.
Okay...I let the dog out, and I open the cabinet in the laundry room to refill the caffinated beverages in the refrigerator. I reach in to the box of canned caffinated beverages and box gives way. There are cans coming down like rain onto the floor. There is a pop and loud fizz and I am hit square in the face with a jet of coke. Liquid and cans are everywhere.
So I'm giggling like a lunatic, so hard that I am snorting...cleaning coke off the walls and the floor and the cabinets...I start putting the cans that didn't explode on one of the shelves. 4 cans later, creak...down comes the shelf.
I am truly giggling like a lunatic now...near to tears but this is just too funny.
Okay...I let the dog out, and I open the cabinet in the laundry room to refill the caffinated beverages in the refrigerator. I reach in to the box of canned caffinated beverages and box gives way. There are cans coming down like rain onto the floor. There is a pop and loud fizz and I am hit square in the face with a jet of coke. Liquid and cans are everywhere.
So I'm giggling like a lunatic, so hard that I am snorting...cleaning coke off the walls and the floor and the cabinets...I start putting the cans that didn't explode on one of the shelves. 4 cans later, creak...down comes the shelf.
I am truly giggling like a lunatic now...near to tears but this is just too funny.
