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Things that amuse me...This came out of my mouth while talking to Dawn and Vicki. 3 former Biology majors talking about parasites. Wow...

Me: "An Amoeba ate my brain, next on Fox"

Conversation that followed:

Dawn: Jeraldo Rivera: So tell us how the Amoeba ate your brain"
Vicki: Jerry Springer: "You made that amoeba eat my brain"
Dawn: Sally Jesse Raphael: So how did it FEEL when the amoeba ate your brain?

Huh...